is it odd that your cat looks tougher than you?
I know its small, but please -- stop calling it my "weenis".
I promise you 4 toothbrushes taped together and lube does not do the trick
I really need to stop carrying a flask around with me in my backpack at school..
Aren't you in 8th grade?
9th, but that's not the point.
Not even desperate vagina wants small cock.
Glad to hear you raised your standards
being a senior sucks, I just started embracing my inner slutty college girl, and it's almost time to put her away...for like, ever. and i really like her.
I apparently insisted on hugging all the bushes and apologizing for pollution on the way home.
Feel better punkin. Your balls will be gently resting on my forehead in no time
Well it's like a wise man once told me: "If you're going to shave your balls, don't do it hungover."
He's like a sexy bearded lumberjack who likes wine.. I can't lose..
Omg. I can't go on a date with this man. His kids are too ugly.
That sad moment when the drawer I used to keep condoms in now has poptarts in it..
If I'm gonna have a rotation of guys, I really should stop them leaving boob bruises...
I'll give you some leg action but I'm not showing you anything else until your penis admits it loves me
Legit just heard the bartender tell some Dude "Penis is not an accepted currency in this establishment" and Dude responded "You take Vagina then?"
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