porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
I recorded his drunk dial calls. My personal favorite was the one that began, "grab the bull by the horns and fuck his cock."
I'm surrounded by 3 year olds in tutus. They are far too innocent to be within at least 500 ft of me.
Still had my bottle opener ring on. Started to give him a hand job. LOL
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
oh dear god, that would be like watching to female walruses mate. We need to stop going to that lesbian bar...
I convinced every single one of my cousins to bring me a glass of wine. I was the alcoholic queen and they were my subjects.
After everything you did, you followed it with "Oh God, that's something a high person would do. But I'm not high." So yeah, you're not getting near my stash again.
A baby just tried to pull out his mom's huge tits at work today and nearly succeeded. I was silently cheering for the little guy.
You're dick is like the main character. It needs its own picture.
maybe facebook could make a notification like "someone tagged a photo of that guy you used to bang and still think is really hot with his shirt off"
We just finished having sex and as soon as we get out of bed he yells "trust fall" and runs me over
I am NOT losing my v-card to a guy who doesn't know my ass from my elbow.
They have a shelf full of jello shots, what have i gotten myself into
I’m torn. She’s crazy - like legitimately “Wear your skin as a suit” crazy. But her blow jobs and dirty talk are Pornhub quality!
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