smell like capt'n and strawberry champagne
On a scale from 0 to 24...wait, 3 to 24, where 6 is the lowest and 12 is the highest, how freaking high re you right now?
he ate 15 dinner rolls and nothing else. then took a shit in the bathroom came out and blamed it on his dad. i wish i was 8.
he had a TATTOO on his FACE. a tattoo on your face basically says "i've gone as far in society as i'd like to."
the tile , carpet , walls , cabinets , even the ceiling ... there is Jello everywhere
it was your idea to have indoor Jello wrestling man
They were taking shots out of the caps of perfume bottles. This is too much for me.
so apparently going to a christian rock concert dressed as Jesus is horribly inappropriate.
I was gonna tell her, but there were too many tongues in my mouth
You should probably stop your little brother from ruining thanksgiving. I just caught him trying to stuff a cake in a drawer... And now he's puking.
Hey its me your friend who impressed the pharmacist by already knowing the generic version of plan b by name
Just visited the liquor store.... for the 4th time today. shits gonna get weird
danced like there was no tomorrow. surprise. there's a tomorrow
Happy 4 year arrest-aversary! I promise no thanksgiving has been as eventful as that one haha..
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
We should write a country song: “Blacked Out on a Sunday”
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