Saw a Delta Zeta recruitment poster today. On it, somebody added, "All you need is your daddy's credit card and a lack of self-respect."
Just got head while drinking hot cocoa and eating cookies. Never in my life have I felt more like santa claus
Dude someone is playing the piano in the other room while I shit and it's making it really peaceful
Btw...pregnancy boobs are amazing. I don't recommend pregnancy in general but the boobs are good.
Hey, who is this? Sorry, you're in my phone as "you better remember".
There is a hatefuck that has the destruction level of an atom bomb raging through my viens just aching to vaporize her.
He hasn't texted me back since last week when we sexted. I think telling him I wanted to choke him with chains was a bit much for our first time.
I spent a good part of the night in a bear hat claiming I'd changed spieces
well smoking weed has become a deal breaker for me so I pretty much use "let's go smoke a blunt" as an icebreaker
I was going to be upset with you on moral grounds but then i realized free chocolate was involved
I think I ejaculated my soul out.
...is this motivational speaking, or sexting? It's getting hard to tell.
With gravity the way it is and your butt clearly being the size of a bus you'd break your hip or something
I think I must have activated my bat signal.... All three of my FWBs contacted me today!
I'm not the kind of girl that sleeps with someone else's boyfriend. But I'm getting waxed just in case I change my mind...
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