Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
Look I'm sorry I shaved your cat, but get over it.
Writing apology letters and leaving them on peoples doors for your actions is NOT what I want to be doing at 6am.
I specifically found a fat girl to lift me up on her shoulders.\n\nIt was glorious.
So I love how we keep introducing our friends to sex toys. It's like pay it forward vibrator edition.
Me too. We could do it like prostitutes. No kissing on the mouth.
There is is 40 year old penis staring me in the face right now if there was ever a time to be a good friend its right now.
I'm convinced that the Christmas lights in my room contributed to the great sex.
My bathing suit kept falling whenever I went under a wave and this kid caught on and kept checking them out so I told him nothing comes free $5 a boob
Just walked by the neighbors and they are definitely butt naked sitting on a bed, watching Netflix, baked out of their minds, with the blinds open.
Welcome to Bellingham.
I'm gonna go ahead and say I love our drinking habits but anytime we roundhouse a 750 of Schnapps on the way to a non competitive bowling league we might have problems
Guys, as my favorite vagina consultants I have to share something.
My professional advice is not to put lemons in your lady pocket.
Discovery: there is a folder in my pictures labeled "Your Name and cats"
You barfed off the front porch while the elderly neighbors were walking their dog. We had to convince them not to call 911.
Pics or it didn't happen.
Just cuz u chase vodka with sweet tea doesn't make it sweet tea vodka
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