they almost convinced me to put "Funbags" in the 'other names you may be known as' section of the job application
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
I just gave some chick my debit card to put in the jukebox. She better put out.
he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
I think he liked me better when I only opened my mouth to suck his dick.
i just threw up in the porta potty. i am in no condition to be guarding anyone's life rite now.
U handed him a box of flavored condoms, winked, and slurred, "grape juice is her favorite."
This is why i like single justin better. my only regret is not being present for more of his short life. may he rest in peace
i get drunk faster, i spend less money on food, and i'm losing a shit ton of weight. depression and its pills are doing wonders for me
I paused mid sex to tell him I wished I'd taken up barrel racing so I could ride better.
You challenged yourself to walk backwards all the way to the bar... And you did
You'd love her. She's outspoken like us. And appreciates a big penis and a strong drink.
You know just a typical night. Eating peanut butter off of tablespoons and having sex to our favorite Christmas carols. This is my favorite time of year.
Company sent me first class out of state, got so drunk on the plane I started handing out pillows and blankets to the people in coach
EXCEPT MY COUSIN SAW MY SEX TAPE!
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