38 yer olds are good kisserssss
if you can see her tanning goggle line that's officially a deal breaker
Tis a story best told in person, it involves a golf course, police and vomit
It usually does with you
Does he know anything about your personal life besides what you look like without clothes on?
i dont understand blimps. what would happen if they collided would they just bounce off or fall to the ground.
dude how high are you right now?
do you think jeeves would know? you do it. ask jeeves.
i was surprised by the severity of his small dick condition
Just think. Tomorrow you'll wake up, shower, and get your brains fucked out. That's your ice cream. Today is your peas and carrots.
What happened to fro yo and sex?
MIDGETS
????
I think I'm at a stage of my life where I subconsciously purposefully fuck everything up just to see if I can find a way out of it.
He said he wanted to lick the breadcrumbs off my chest
He gets married Father's Day weekend and I just found out I'm pregnant. What do I do?
He tried to grab your ass, but he grabbed my hand cause I grabbed your ass first. I saved your ass..literally. Your welcome.
Good news! Blood’s flowing!
My boss is paying me to come clean his house in a maid outfit and told me not to tell anyone....this is shady as fuck but I need the money
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