But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
I never want a future conversation of ours to include the words "quart of semen" in it
needless to say, I hope she has to get an abortion again
I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
Could you please tell them to stop whispering "thundercunt" every time I walk in the room?
It was worse than when we pepper-sprayed my dick. I feel mislead.
yep. it's official. for $40 they will let you lick the stripper pole.
Everybody knows the last week of summer internships include showing up to the office hammered and hitting on the CEO
I'm over this relationship. I'm just going to get drunk all day, wake up in a puddle of my own vomit again, and go on with my life
i seriously haven't spoken to him since i drunk dialed him and told him i loved his beard
Hypothetically speaking - is it bad if you get cut off at an airport bar at 11:30am?
I can't remember what I did last night, but judging from the state of my hair I had a pretty good time.
You were drinking tequila through a straw.. and kept waving your arms at me and getting this intense stare down as you muttered something about jedi mind tricks.
Just puked most of my soul out..
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