You can tell alot about a person by their poo.. For example, he was a smoker.
he asked me to have sex with him by saying 'take one for the team'. so no we didn't do it.
I imagine my 13 hours of sleep after my 3 day upper bender was similar to Jesus rising from the dead.
You yelled "sharpie war!" then jammed it in her ear
like he couldn't stop by and throw me in the back seat and ask for a blowjob? he had to give me flowers?
Blonde girl lying face-down, passed out next to my bed, walls are covered in guacamole. College is looking excellent.
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
I'm just so happy. I go to sleep and when I wake up there will be chocolate milk and penis.
Theres a point where you stop and say hey....as high as I am on LSD right now ...I`m just a man covered in paint
Somehow my drug dealer is stuck in my air-vent and now everything smells like patchouli, weed, deoderant and sweat.
My boss just lit a candle and said a prayer to get laid tonight ..
I just shaved my pubes into a heart shape. if that doesn't scream romantic idk what does
I've talked to too many cops in one week and I haven't even committed any crimes. I hate the suburbs
Back at condo with chick. What is the condom situation urgent response needed
I'm seriously considering starting a savings account so I'll have bail money this summer.
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