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say what?
wanna hang out?
id tell you what to do, but my morals dont exactly scream, "Listen to this guy!"
Still at the library. i hate tax accounting so much that i've started calling it potions...
Everyone is in jail. I'll see what i can do though
These pubs in Ireland act like hand jobs aren't the universal currency
Who faxed a picture of their penis to the office printer?!
BTW rolling him off the couch and onto that tarp was pure genius. He definitely pissed himself last night.
Oh Julie took your pants off last night, I put your pajama bottoms on, and Rachel took your bra off. It takes a village.
I saw a kitty kat get finger blasted on the couch by a Bulls player
I just got high off one hit and the. Spent 20 minutes inspecting the gasket of our refridgerator and researching ways to replace it
If someone plays phil collins i'm gonna take off my clothes
I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
Today has been hell. Also I saw a dead man's penis. It's safe to say I will be getting very drunk tonight.
this strobe light makes my body turn on and off
It’s amazing such a big dick belongs to such a boring guy
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