yo I sort of want to fuck rachel maddow. but I'm not a lesbian. actually I reaally want to so maybe I am a lesbian. at least on weekdays at 9.
I wish I loved anything like you love Tequila.
she likes to give head while listening to britney spears, getting blown by a girl with headphones on is a nice level of separation
there are too many children here to make this hangover-friendly
Those titties aren't worth a lifetime of listening to her talk about gluten free yams and japanese manga.
He practically cut off his thumb and she offered him a tampon to stop the bleeding
.......The other day I peed on him in the shower....he was trying to touch my boobs and I wanted my space.
I'm pretty sure he's playing the harmonica in my shower right now. I just really need to pee.
I just my had my first cup of coffee in a week. I think I might orgasm.
Sex and compliments. The way to my heart
Btw I'm playing passed out so you can get laid but obviously you need to take the offense just ask him if he wants to go to bed and leave a cigg on the counter
You were yelling at a tree saying it should be in the forest..
Don't judge me.
Fun fact: deep throating plus dehydration plus eating a lot of citrus = my throat is fucked. Metaphorically and physically.
Told a guy at the bar I was hurricane evacuees with no place to stay. Just woke up at his place. God bless Florence
It was like mission impossible.
but with sex.
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