So I pulled my t-shirt down, pushed my boobs up and marched right into that church!
dude i just saw a topless girl trying to get into her locked car. im moving here
Well its official I'm an idiot. I made out hardcore with an employee last night in our banquet room. Oh and got wasted at work. Oh and showed my staff squirrel on a trampoline.
so i hit rock bottom, god threw me a shovel. i continued to dig.
I used to practice getting hit by cars.
I woke up to blood crusted on my face. I don't understand
team rage. no explanation necessary
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
It was one of those "I have no idea if this will ever happen again so I can't say no" opprotunities. Part of me was like, "You slut" and the bigger part was screaming, "Hell yeah"
Its people like u that make people like me go to rehab. He has a lazy eye for christ sakes.
Sex in the moonbounce later?
This is why I love you.
She sent me nudes via email. What the fuck are we still in the 90s? Grow up
he just fluffed my hair and told me I had to dance with him because we were both gingers.
Fly, little bird! Repopulate the ginger race!
I just opened a pickle jar stoned as fuck. I clapped for myself. I feel like wonder woman.
I am so horny. It's like all the stress of finals week has relocated to my vagina.
You had blacked out Skype sex? Wow we live in the future
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