dunno bout you, but i grow tired of beef curtains
Sam Adams makes it so easy to keep track of the seasons.
Don't bite the hand that gives you multiple orgasms
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
It feels like I've shaved away my winter coat and my vagina is going to freeze if I go outside.
I came home to my brother stoned out of his mind. He got a high score on COD and asked me to have a celebration yogurt with him.
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
Don't do anything you wouldn't want to explain to paramedics
But that's half the fun of it
I'm just gonna eat nachos and wine fruit forever.
Btw I did not technically have a dick in me but I was naked in bed with a man during the last finals game so that is why the Warriors won
But he was still all, "YOU TEXTED TONY WHILE YOU WERE GETTING FUCKED?!" Like THAT was the weird part.
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
Thought for a game. Duck, Duck, Grey Goose. If you're tapped, you take a shot. Then proceed as normal.
i was ready to conquer the fucking world. i would have fought vin deisel to the death without hesitation
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