Just fell off a train. Bad.
That bitch is like a bad destiny's child song.
Dude I was fucking my girl on the couch and her dog came up and licked my balls. Does that mean we just had a threesome?
Two people in the coffee shop I'm at are on a date and talking about how acid has affected them and the girl just mentioned meth. Fuck studying, this just got interesting.
Just bought a waterproof mattress cover. Bring it on sophomore year.
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
Last night when you stole the construction sign you told me to tell you that first you did it for the money Than you did it for the music But mostly you did it for your family
I've never seen a dude bust out of his jacket and rock an air banjo like u
Never do acid then ask for a blow job while watching 28 Days Later. Heed my advice.
he's so sweet and its so cute. but I swear to fuck if I let my guard down and this was all a lie I am going to become a serial killer.
It's going to be like a slumber party but with ketamine
He goes from zero to fucking up in 2.4 drinks. Like the sportscar of bad decision making.
There are regrets.. and there are RAGRETS
just realized we fucked to the ultimate disney playlist last night. hakuna matata.
The fact that a spice girls song is stuck in my head is a great sign that my decisions aren't the right ones at the moment...
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