She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
I just saw a girl walking home wearing a tshirt, boxers, and cowboy boots. Thanks for having the decency to drive me to my car.
swears the blind dude on this train is faking. Every day he stumbles and falls into a different girl's lap and then has to grab her tits to steady himself.
Whoa, Gary Coleman died
Whatchu talkin bout?!?!
Too soon.
He pulled the washer 5 feet out from the wall screaming about quarters
You can't find true love with Budweiser and a futon
This is why I can't have Wednesdays.... Or adult decisions.
And my only real exposure to Russian culture is you and Internet porn.
we gave you a glass of water and you just started yelling: TWO STRAWS, PATS AN ENGINEER HE'LL FIGURE IT OUT
Well yeah connect the two together, then you can lay down and drink.
As my straight cousin I need you to answer a question. Are the Astros a baseball team, and if so, are they good? This is flirting related and time-sensitive.
God gave me a talent besides one night stands. I feel like I should use it
I bought emergency contraception until I / we decide how to handle that. And target gave me a gift receipt for it. Awkward.
As I took my shirt off he commented on how great my boobs where. I responded with "thanks, I grew them myself"
If we had a dog do you think we would be less hoe-y?
Nah
when part of the plan includes getting high, i usually forget how the rest of the plan goes.
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