butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
So I just used shazaam to figure out a pairs figure skating song. I don't think I could get any gayer.
I puked for half an hour, but I went and danced afterwards, and that made me feel better.
You are so irish.
The Masters... another excuse to excessivly start drinking by 1
nothing says "we're all in this together" like the herpes she passed around to our entire group of friends
Either he was jacking off or having a seizure next to me in bed. Either way, I was too lazy to help.
You'd be so proud. I have the flu/sore throat, so I've tied a scarf around my head and I'm microwaving jagerbombs. Let it never be said I'm not commited.
Like theyre better than no shoes. I'm sitting her balls naked playing xbox in nothing but crocs with the fur
Just got into a fight with a trashcan, today is obviously not going to be my day.
Banana suit guy has an entourage and they're all douchebags. There is no god.
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
"She's seriously grinding on him while whispering into his ear, 'take me to McDonald's.'"
I see your boobs were ready to greet the new year.
Charging my vibrator at work. Pray to god I don't forget it!!!
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