ad ew i am wasted whats my problem
Someone told me they could tell we were from cincinnati because we say "as fuck" after adjectives
The girl I brought home was really impressed with the pile of blow you were doing while watching "Intervention."
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
Im like a co-bf. he pays for her birthday and christmas, but i get all the action.
Pretending to care to care about playoffs in exchange for free shots. I'm sorry in advance.
The reason i havent seen you yet better have huge tits
She got a digital picture frame for her birthday. FINALLY - a place for me to sneak all those penis shots I've taken with my iPhone.
It's getting increasingly easier to use his emotional instability to my advantage. That's about all he has going for him right now.
is it sad that i can honestly say it was the best birthday sex i've ever had and it was still terrible?
I think it's safe to say I'm rolling my hypothetical balls off
Vodka and cigarettes aside, my body is a temple.
UPS just delivered me 30lbs of dried cherries... I shouldn't be allowed online when I take painkillers.
You know that pill i snorted last night? Yeh, its just hitting me now..... At work
Note to self: make sure the door is locked before the handcuffs go on.
Randomize