Contrary to what peaches says, you can't fuck the pain away. Full story later. Have a good morning, buddy.
I meant to tell you earlier: bad life decision saturday has been moved wednesday this week
In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
He asked the clerk if they sell a penis-shaped brander.
Nothing is worse than post drunken playoff baseball loss sex
there is vomit in the pocket of my dress coat. i remember thinking "this is a weird place to puke" at some point in the evening, but i dont understand how i did this.
Omg that was my second thought of the morning.
First was that we had pop tarts.
And the next morning he asked me why I had clothes on so I said so that he could take them off again.
I think she tried to suffocate me with her tits...she almost succeeded.
i'm sitting in bed scratching my boobs and wearing a sparkly fedora and have no one to blame but myself
all i want is a guy to go down on me while i eat peanutbutter from a jar
I'd rather explain to the cops why I'm naked than why I'm drunk.
what do you mean he's functionally heterosexual
Your penis caused this!
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
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