And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
You know your from las vegas when the girl on the stage in the strip club was in my US gov class senior year
They're having chugging contests. With juice. Please get me out of Utah.
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
For someone who "only drinks patron" your lack of pickiness with men alarms me
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
no. it doesnt count as road head if youre parked
He has to watch his girlfriends kitten. Even when she is in Vegas, her pussy keeps him from getting into mine.
I gotta figure out which 7 tampons in the box contains the drugs
We waved. But it was a "let's hook up" wave.
Regardless of your intentions, deep throating a Twinkie is NOT sexy. You owe that poor cashier an apology the next time you pump gas.
Trust me. My dick only does selfies for you.
did i get sucker punched in the face last night or was our make-out session just that intense?
my grocery cart consisted of hershey bars, sour patch kids, starbursts, mayo, 4 frozen pizzas, 4 lunchables, and chips. clearly, i can't do this on my own.
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
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