Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
I just noticed that my shirt smells like coffee after eating out a Barista
I'm sitting by myself in my bra eating a waffle and drinking pineapple rum. gamedaaaayyyyyyy
the realtor just asked me if i've ever made meth on this property.... i need to do something about my hair
Went from beach to class to bar all while wearing my swimsuit as pants. Clearly I'm dressed for success.
Oh come on. There's no way I was the only female choir student taking shots in the back room.
i never thought i could drink so much vodka in 8 minutes
I know that we've never been that tight but I want you to meet my cat before I move.
It was less of a bar, and more of an abandoned basement that some people sell booze in.
I'm taking a dab in mourning of how long its been since I smoked with you guys.
I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.
My roomate had an hour long melt down about her life choices not realizing I was in the middle of having sex... So yea it went pretty horribly.
I have to hand it to her. In my heyday I took home the 'biggest shitshow of the night' award 9 times out of 10. But I passed the torch on to her last night, and she went skipping merrily far and away with it into the enchanted world of aggressive alcoholism. Is this 30?
Who the abstract fuck do you think you are!?
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
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