Just took a beer bong out of snuffaluffagus's trunk. Your move
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
I found the pot of gold last night, and it was full of bad decisions.
no normal human would even think about making waldo slutty but you
At this point, I really just need a sign in sheet for my vagina.
I did shrooms last night. My drug checklist is complete, I can finally graduate.
your mom just called me and asked me why i'm not in jail with you right now.
I only wish the guy being lead around by his cock at the drag show was the weirdest part of my night.
I was so drunk, I was kissing everyone. Their sexual preference was none of my concern.
after she pushed someone down the stairs to get more vodka we lost her for a while and found her on the pole in the garage pouring water on herself
You're just jealous because you lost me and I ended up at another party licking Marshmallow Fluff bikinis off of lesbians.
She screamed at us, "You guys need to wake up and smell the beer-bong!"
Are you good with a knife? I need someone to perform amateur surgery.
Now I'm ashamed that I wore a bra
fries before guys. food before dudes. shakes before dates. chips before dicks. lemon bars before football stars. macaroni before screwin' tony. what i'm saying is please come to ladies' night
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