Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
mark tries to be a total badass to make up for the fact that he's a poor man's pete wentz
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
I'm gonna answer everything she says with 'cum on da face' until she breaks up with me...great idea or greatest idea?
He really likes Obama...and Bill Clinton too. He said "I mean, how many presidents can say that they got head in the oval office?"
Soulmates.
The last memory I have is vomiting into a box and her rubbing my back saying "you are such a trooper..."
I need moral support for this bender
I have mastered the 3 minute room cleaning drill in preparation for the nights possible slam-piece
Do you think we could brew coffee with beer? I'm thinking a hazelnut Guinnesspresso can only end with pure awesome.
We all have to be good at something. Mine are writing, drinking, fucking and peer pressure.
I want to wait until after I get laid before I ask him his political affiliation. Just in case. I'm so desperate I would bang a Republican
I should be in a better mood, I just went home and had a quickie on my lunch break.
I had a sandwich.
please come back. it's turned into strip rock paper scissors
It's official. My little brother has had more sex in my car than I have. I'm still tied with my little sister. I hate everybody.
Gatorade without vodka just doesn't taste the same
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