Can one do a walk of shame from one's own hotel? Considering I just barfed in a planter down town in from of a bunch of business men in suits on my way to a work breakfast on a Wednesday morning, I am gonna just go with yes.
He has some good qualities. Beneath the layers of asshole and fat.
I gave him a blowie and after he said he wanted to send a giftbasket to the girl we met through.
whos cum tastes better, a guy who drinks apple juice or cranberry juice?
don't think this is any sort of attachment thing but if I'm going to throw up regularly at your house, I'm going to keep a tooth brush there
It's been so long since i rode in a trunk. I'm riding in a trunk btw
Well I knew we were drunk when I told you it was a good idea to shit in the ocean
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
You just want to fuck a girl in a dinosaur costume, don't you?
I did too many shots and now a kitten is trying to eat my bagel.
Wow. I feel like a bad friend. My fuckbuddy wished you a happy birthday before I did. The reality of that just hit me.
He shattered his pelvis base jumping so his dicks out of commission for 4 months. Your up, second string.
All I know is when I checked my phone this morning google translate was open with "help the cow ate my robot" translated to French
Stop your judging. I got free booze AND an oil change. You're the one whose always saying we're spending too much money.
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
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