In similar news, my cock is bigger than the plane that landed in the hudson.
Why is it that you only get to have sex when you haven't shaved your legs in six weeks and are wearing period stained granny panties?
this dude just took some girl under your house for half an hour. you may have helped a 17 year old fuck on the beach for the first time. congrats.
honestly I asked the same thing when we had our slip n slide and margarita party
Numbies before the dentist, such a good idea.
I left boob prints on the hood of his car. Something to remember me by.
Let's enter the circle of trust. Are we there yet? Ok. If I somehow hypothetically slept with Amandas ex husband...on a scale of one to ten...how bad is that?
She wanted to to do it on top of a horse, I can't compete with that
Nothing brings people closer than bonding over tequila shots and running from campus security.
for the record im never blowing a guy on the toilet again, that was sad and degrading
remember when I lost my virginity and said I could see myself becoming a sex addict?? Well I'm pretty sure that time has come
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
They were so sore! Either I have bed bugs or you were biting my nipples last night and don't lie to me.
#tbt to when you let me put plastic wrap on your balls and hum a little song
I was just at Kroger and saw some guy with a steelers balloon... ran up to him and popped it. NO RAGRETS.
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