Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
just won a stolen shopping cart in a dance off in a parking lot.
It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
she said she's never had and orgasm AND she's a cubs fan...ouch.
I'll see ya tonight at your house...and I'm bringing you a special treat that starts with a V and ends with us eventually going to rehab one day.
come back what if one of your parents walks in and im just sitting here eating a cheesesteak without you
Apparently we both projectiled on Erin at the same time.
That's some true roommate bonding right there.
i accidentally sent all my draft messages..how do i do damage control for the multiple "fuck me now" type msgs sent at ten am?
And now I have fucked a local celebrity so double free drinks at bars.
I just saw a girl drinking wine and walking her dog in footie pajamas and a mad hatter hat. First day of the new year and I think I'm in love.
I feel like you should put up a missed connections ad for this..
It's been two whole weeks and I haven't missed a single class. I deserve 69 blunts.
Holy shit my cat won't leave the lube alone
We are gonna have a bake sale and the preceded will go towards the abortion
Your vagina needs to teach my vagina its ways.
When a guy asks for your ig but you already know his blood type, social security number, & mother's maiden name.
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