Did you know that when you swallow it's like 60 calories!?
That's okay, it's all protein anyway.
There's an Captain Planet marathon because of Earth Day. I can't NOT turn this into a drinking game.
So..I walked into his bathroom and found a bong and a blender in the shower.....normal?
security doesn't like it when we pee on cars. or maybe just not theirs?
My dick was out way too much saturday not to get laid
I just masturbated to the audio from my psych lecture . . . this screwing my prof fantasy is getting serious.
She looks like a junkie muppet...awful
I just want to steal his innocence through his penis. I really do.
The pigeons can smell the fear
Wtf
Hey, you gotta think, is this REALLY the penis you wanna see for the rest of your life? THINK!
My legs have surpassed "hairy" and entered the territory of "furry". Maybe I should just suck it up and shave already
No now I'm curious!
Hey. My eyes swollen shut and I can't find my shoes. How was your night?
when we woke up this morning she was missing two teeth. the front two.
Right now you and beer are my only friends.
I'm telling you, this vagina is really making the rounds lately...
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