i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
So we made editble underwear with fruit roll ups and fruit by the foot
Just once id like a girl to say to me in the dracula voice, i want...to suck...your dick...
4 words: hood of his car
Mario Lopez is the poor mans Ryan Seacrest
dont ever smoke after you drink again... i dont think ive ever seen...or heard of someone throwing up and farting at the same time. that is, if you were farting.
He's 11. You dont draw dicks on 11 year olds, i dont care if he ate your lasagna
why are all my papers due the day after my potential hangover
We hit a golf ball off Brady's ass. His dignity flew away into the night.
I overcharge people for their weed so you can have yours for free, because I care
I was so high the sounds of a cricket drove me out of my home at 4am.... Boo that fucking cricket
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
Leave it to me to pull up my boyfriend’s grandfather’s obituary just to find out the name of his sister.
So I totally had sex In a teepee last night at that wedding reception.
I told him I wanted to get on him and ride him to Montana. It didnt end like i thought it would.
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