he looked about as manly as a guy in a volkswagen bug can look
My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
remember earlier when I said I was over sex with random boys? take it back take it back take it back
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
i'm gonna need a rally to restore sobriety after this weekend...
why did I try to FaceTime with 311 last night?
Idk. Last year there was an ice luge, glow in the dark jungle juice, and lots of naked people. I feel like I'll get pregnant just thinking about going to that party.
I send him pictures of my tits whenever I feel like he's paying too much attention to his girlfriend.
FACE TIME HER WHILE YOU GUYS BANG
I'm having a hard time existing right now. When I figure out how it works ill be over.
Ugh. I just found a cum stain on my mermaid pants. Now I can't return them.
You sealing the pinky promise with a shot was much better than just kissing it
i found 4 slices of pizza in my toaster, and a can of unopened soup in my blender.. wtf?
If you get banged by this bartender you know you can't be mad at me right? Its the rules.
Randomize
