You really coming over, don't trick.
U know its gonna be a great day when the guy at the liquor store waves at u cause u walked by
eh.. i should've known it was headed downhill after he used the phrase "pussy sundae"
My balls are about to become a huge part of your mouth's life
I feel like I am becoming dumber sitting here in class than I would be sitting on the couch smoking weed.
i'm watching the draft and making cookies. how am i still single?
for future reference: even when 4 loko is flat it still fucks you up. im near a tree. come find me.
Things we need. Powerade. Water in fridge. Mixers for vodka. And reality checks.
We have zombies coming, and all you can think about is cock.
Someone just took a shot from my crotch. I should not have to drive home
you're good to come back. The bouncer pulled me aside and told me. He also said you have nothing to worry about and that you have an awesome "upper punch" or some shit
2013: the year of legs covered in hair and pregnancy scares.
Dude of course I want to. Your penis is beautiful.
My grandpa is driving me to get condoms and wine. This is adulthood.
I'm debating a nap but also debating breaking into the liquor cabinet
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