Is it awkward that I've slept with every guy in this room?
Only if they know about it too.
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
I skipped class, don't know why though bc all I did in the meantime was cook pancakes and watch infomercials..my life sucks
she gave me a disgusted look and asked how i could live with myself. because i havent seen the rocky horror picture show. and then dumped me.
I have just two goals for this NYE. 1) get so drunk that every guy looks like Clive Owen 2) make out with as many Clive's as possible.
i think that dennys waitress has my boxers
He panicked, you ducked and I was coming off a 3 day coke binge. It was no one's shining moment.
So would it be tacky to offer my services as a future attorney as an engagement gift for her?
Dude, my sex life is so sad since I started having feelings.
Sleeping with just one person sucks
literally who communicates this much post-hookup why r u like this
Also, feel like I need to install a nanny cam to remind myself what I did the night before.
The man at the checkout said "Somebody's not fucking around".
It's gonna be a good night
I can handle him. I'm made of spite and hot wings.
Been there. Done that. Still have his t-shirt.
I’m tired of his bullshit and premature ejaculation. I’m going to hotel bars and finding a guy who is DTF
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