yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
You remember that guy Joey? The pastors son that plays Jesus every year?
Yeah?
Stuck it in his pooper.
took out my tampon, fucked him, and put a new one back in all before he realized I was on my period. beat that one bitch.
And then she apologized after the blow job for being too sick to deep throat. I'm in love..
He threw up. He never throws up. It was like finding out superman cant fly anymore. I was so sad for him.
I'm standing in the shower drinking with the light off and a candle lit, listening to Amy Winehouse. Be proud.
You're gonna judge me.
Howd you sleep with him already
sea world and a strip club? BEST DAY EVER!
I can't stop drooling did you spike my drink?
I've finally given up enough on finals week to wear the same shirt three days in a row, because I didn't take my hoodie off for the first two.
This bird just went for my eyes. Does he think I'm dead???
OK, but next time I'd like to be present for our make-up sex.
There's no sexy way to moan the name Ernest. Or Ernie. This relationship is fucked
No i dont need a babysitter i have my cats. Cats can dial 911 ya know
maybe you should have closed the porn before you gave the professor your computer to hook up to the projector?
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