Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
God dammit. Now I'm pissed at Arizona, while feeling bad for my poor, poor penis.
You tried to convince her that if she gave you head she'd hear the ocean.....
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
It makes me feel uncomfortable and unsafe when he licks my pants
It's like there's a party and my mouth and everyone's throwing up
when i got there he was on top of an air mattress in the middle of the pool with a bag of doritos and a 40 telling people he needed his space.
He told me since I'm into organics I should know his meat is known locally for its quality and hes hand raised it since age 13.
Umm... How do I tell my roommate someone shot a speargun through the wall? On a side note, cliff shot a speargun for the first time.
I am making up for a 7 year dry spell so I get a pass and I don't always care if there is a second date. It is like college but with more money and condoms.
Is a swingers hotel appropriate for an anniversary?
"my nose is broken but I'm beer pong champ so it evens out really"
how early is too early to start drinking over the gilmore girls revival
I told him we can’t see each other today because absence makes the heart grow fonder but mostly I just need to rest my vag
I'm a peeled potato compared to her. I'm a peeled potato compared to anyone. I'm a peeled potato.
Are you high?
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