Harry Potter. Singing. Sobering up. In that order.
I'm pre-party power houring. It's so catchy I couldn't not do it
We talked about all of the sex positions that would better allow him to feed me grapes. I think I'm in love.
I don't care what he thinks. My vagina has an open door policy.
there is an extreme lack of margarita in my mouth.
I just bared my soul to you and you fell asleep. Or you're fucking your boyfriend. Either way, not cool. fuck.
So Monday we're lesbians.
Deal. This decision is final and any rebates on this will result in losing an eyeball.
I learned so much about myself in that shower.
soo...what's the appropriate way to ask to come over and take your S&M lingerie out of your ex's apartment? big weekend planned, kinda need it.
Took three klonopin and turned all my jeans into jorts. I miss you
Friend as in 'I used to have sex with her' or friend as in 'I still want to have sex with her'?
I was looking at the storm clouds during my run and one oddly resembled ur penis
valentines day is a day for loved ones to share. So me and my vibrator. Happy holidays.
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
And here I am, playing fetch with my cat at two in the morning.
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