she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
I wish I could just thrust my cock straight into her new relationship.
She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts
Thank you as well. My penis is starting a slow-clap right now.
they call him Oral-B. enough said
My phone saved "first signs of pregnancy" as a most visited search.
in line at jewel. the cashier is puking in a garbage can while ringing up customers. glad to know im not the only one that 2012 is kicking in the face already.
I seriously just caught my Pina colada from falling of a table perfectly facing up. I will now reward myself by finishing this one and then getting my 8th
drunk freshman in the bathroom puking keeps saying "i'm a peasant" over and over
Just to circumvent as much mood-killing as possible, you are allowed a small amount of laughter at my pubic hair. Too much and I revoke your vagina privileges until you can get your shit together.
I literally just fucked insane clown pussy. 24 yo nut job moonlights at children's parties. Gave me head while still in full clown makeup from my kid's birthday party.
I'm going to crush up my last 7 Percocets into a fine powder and toss my popcorn in it.
Sorry about coming to the pool in only a thong. I thought you said it was closed. Not that you were teaching a group of kids how to swim.
All the drunken hookups over the last year are self destructing, at least something is keeping nursing school interesting
I yelled at him as he left "you broke up with me. You lost your blow job privileges"
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