Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
Dude apparently i ran into the middle of a half marathon last night and some how won
Excuse me by sucking dick i am fighting crime. Just think of all the prostitues going out of business and getting real jobs.
they are using this drunk girl like a spin the bottle in the hot tub, whoever she lands on she makes out with.
he was banged his ex for coke the whole time and is still the best guy so far this year. standards need to be raised.
...Just between you and me I just did Olympic grade ribbon dancing with toilet paper in the bar bathroom.
On a scale of 1 to "bad descision", where does stealing my racist neighbors dog and giving him my roomates dildo for a chew toy rate?
We let him drunkenly pack his own bags without checking them. Yet no one was surprised when the TSA girl pulled a 12 pack out of his carry on.
He said the first movie he ever jerked off to was Titanic because he knew "they were totally doing it in that car."
Do you sleep with the same women I've already slept with on purpose?
On a unprofessional note, there's a new girl in photo.
That wasn't unprofessional. The fact that I'm going to fuck her is unprofessional.
I smell like cowboy sweat. I got two lap dances. This is the best day of my life!
I RAN OVER A NUN! I RAN OVER A FUCKING NUN! GOD WILL NEVER FORGIVE ME FOR MY SINS NOW!!!
One of the Mormon boys that comes to the door is really sexy and I always think 'I would absolutely destroy your faith'
I tied him up for his boyfriend so he could get fisted... I'm the best roommate ever.
Wow. That's certainly more than I've ever done for a roommate.
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