Dude i fell asleep inside of her
thats awesome
It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
It's sad that I have started checking out the ring finger before the rack...I'm getting old
is it sad that i think every plant i pass on the highway looks like a plant from farmville?
I just watched a blind kid buy from one of the vending machines on campus...guess there's nothing like a good surprise?
Nope it's him. He's whispering to himself and buying asparagus.
Just used your umbrella as a puke sheild. Thanks man.
Just bought a waterproof mattress cover. Bring it on sophomore year.
Recycling my beer bottles from breakfast counts for earth day, right?
It's like a squid of pain has attached to my head and it spreading it's whorey tentacles all over.
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
No one will ever find true happiness until they have gotten stoned and taken off the bra they've been wearing all day.
You, my dear friend, are a poet of the deep mental longings of women worldwide.
I'm not gonna lie. I'm a little scared.
Good. The Jell-O shots look great.
Why so philosophical about cake and sex this morning?
who gets drunk at chipotle by noon and then gets kicked out? this chick.
Randomize
