I'm afraid we're only dating because we're too lazy to look for anyone else.
a lady just got escorted out of the bar because she came in carrying a can of gasoline while smoking a cigarette....this place is the definition of class
When i tried to give you something that wasn't tequila...like water....you kept saying it was against your religion.
I've always been the spiritual type.
He is going overseas for 8 months, not only was that blowjob a going away present, but i was supporting the troops
OMG HAIR ON HIS DICK. HAIR ON HIS DICK AS IN GROWING OUT OF HIS DICK. HAIR.
Confidence margaritas not a good idea. Just said foreskin in my presentation instead of foresight.
Nurse helped me count all my sexual partners and still gave me her phone number. She shall be #73.
Was it fun? The night started with home made Jager and ended in him falling out of a tree with a pocket full of house numbers...you tell me.
For sure. Gotta go. Building an igloo.
you got to sleep with him and don't even remember it? that's like sleeping through an entire vacation
I DESERVE A BEADED TATTOOED MAN I'VE WANTED ONE FOR SO LONG
BEARDED TATTOOED MEN ARE PEOPLE AND NOT THINGS TO BE GIVEN FREELY
Apparently calling shotgun while getting put into a police car is frowned upon
I'm really excited to meet your new dude! But we really need to find out if he's your cousin first.
Coffee and girl scout cookies. Breakfast of champions.
Get fucked.
This whole brainwashing thing is easy!
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