i feel like the song jizz in my pants was made for him.
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
just took a pee in my own yard...decided i had to poo..only got a dingle berry....wiped it away with my finger..help me...my mom AND dad are home.
would it be rude to tell a homeless man that he should sell the lebron jersey and brand new nikes he's wearing if he's really that hungry
i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
I thought it couldn't get worse until she said "Nipple hair"
how many times in life can you be kicked out of a pizza buffet for vomiting on the food and insulting small children
he tried to catch his projectile vomit...then went back to beer pong
I have sand in every orifice, there are bruises everywhere, and I smell like a distillery. I love summer.
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
He used pronouns for his penis while sexting. I don't know what I did to deserve this.
Dude, fate has brought her to your penis.
He came and farted at the same time. My life is over.
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
I'm assuming you were here at some stage because I woke up alone, clean and in a towel with mum asking my why my shoes, dress and jewellery were in the bottom of the shower.
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