Shit chicky whatchu wearin rt now, ur skins?
Oh dear, kinda... in ur sweats!
U look good, r we getting naked in ur car?
not my fault. i got her to believe he wrote an oasis song. he still managed to find a way to make sure no girl ever gets near his penis.
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
he urdandictionary'ed 'tease' on his phone and made me read through all the definitions. Am i really that bad?
You slept in the bed with him... with your top off.... and just made out with him....
I cant feel my face. Like I dont even know if I have one. I wish I had a helmet
No, I did not fuck him for football tickets. I fucked him for tickets to the superbowl. I'm not that much of a slut.
I think I fixed my testicle. That's why I didnt pay $25 for a doctor to do it
If I get there and all he has for my big valentines surprise is his body, I'm dumping his ass and posting his dirty pictures on a porn site so people can laugh at him.
I will be there. invited or not. I go where the pancakes go.
I'M SO LONELY THAT I TEXTED THE FRESHMAN
sooo trippy being back in town after 5 years. if you had asked me in high school who would be future coke heads, i would have been way off
forgot to tell you your neighbor walked out of her house this morning just as I was leaving shirtless
and then after the older sorority girl asked me his name she said "he gave me the rest of his mcdonalds and I decided to go home with him. it was the best that I could hope for my night"
After dropping your phone on the ground you got down and sat with it, kissed it and apologized for being so mean
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
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