This girl is more easily done than said...
He asked if it was my vagina. I told him it was my butt. Clearly I need to buy him a map of the female form.
fyi, if youre wondering if offering a female police officer sexual favors will get you out of a ticket, the answer is no.
He started yelling "fuck the environment" then puked all over the baby trees
she was sobbing drunk in the backseat about her dead cat and how the guy in the front seat didn't want to hook up with her
Jen's arm is stuck between a wall and her bed. She's naked and needs someone to go help her.
The sign say "Kereoke" strip bar. 5 more beers and ill be ready to rumble.
He must have sensed I was about to trade him in...he's really stepped up his sex game
Roomie questionaires don't ask any of the important questions like "how do you feel about one night stands" and "will you judge me post-walk of shame"
I feel so bad for your roommate
I literally cut myself out of my pants. What is my life.
we watched a guy take a shot of tequila while riding a unicycle
I've given up on the male species, I'm just going to be a lonely whore for the rest of my life.
You know that gay bartender? Not as gay as we thought.....
Theres a woman here with grey hair that im pretty sure i would have sex with
Hypothetically speaking, if a girl asks you to fuck her wearing only your hockey helmet, is that socially acceptable?
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