i'm going to rape that little man
omg not your brother
if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
I'm pretty sure you're not supposed to hit on someone with another guy's semen in your hair. not even at ihop.
Yeah things got weird. You ate an entire bag of hotdog buns, then tried to catch a tree on fire with a candle.
what kind of roommate is she really? she wouldn't even hold my hair back.
I think I may have walked up to her while she was with her friends and asked for a "do over".
Whatever. I just smoked another bowl so I don't care and wow I just noticed how fast my thumb moves when I text. I'm amazing.
Her text was so long it had an arrow to expand it. You know it's bad when even your iPhone can't handle her
I'm in his bed. I got up to puke. Im one eyeing it eating a hot dog bun. Wtf. This is my life
I sent my boyfriend to the bar so I could go out tonight and actually get laid..
I think i should either cut my hair or buy a dildo.
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
You went after him with a sword while screaming “FAJITAS!”. And Todd was dressed as a Goth for some reason
Randomize
