ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
how soon is too soon after the break-up to ask for my condoms back?
Woke up. Made a pizza. Burnt it. Going back to bed cuz today sucks
Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
I feel like I should I write an apology note to the frat for falling down stairs, passing out on the couch, and chugging the entire bottle of burnetts at semiforml last weekend. Apparently I was the main topic of discussion at their chapter meeting last night.
So, this year for my birthday, want to get rip-roaring schmammered and watch my episode of my super sweet 16? We can do lines off my tiara.
You will never be paid again to get drunk and tell off cops without being arrested. Once in a lifetime opportunity
You're right. Fuck my job. I'm in.
There is a video recording of my birth. I have seen it. It is terrifying.
no it was not a "magical experience". After we dropped, he just sat there staring at my laptop going "apple makes beautiful things".
But what I'm actually thinking about is how everyone except me had sex on my bed this weekend and now I'm just sleeping in it with a 7 foot tall blue panda
After tacos, we're chasing women.
I got horny for like a second but the eggplant snapped me out of it
i just ran butt naked down the hall and someone highfived me. i love college.
remind me again why we thought drinking hungarian moonshine was a good idea
How's the party?
I'm watching two people get flogged. Sothere's that.
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