And mexicans. My burrito likes you.
Im so hungover
Come over i have rolls
Ecstasy rolls or Challah rolls?
you kept talking about how hot andy milinakis is and the things you would do with him. no more tequila from him.
i think i recognize dicks better than faces
Explain to me how "cheap asian titties" is a complement?
If you were wondering whether I accidentally FaceTime called the undergrad who works for me in lab during a particularly graphic blow job last night, then the answer is yes.
OMG bikini contest at the bar. You can see this one chicks scar from her c-section and I'm pretty sure she is the best of the bunch.
Where the hell is he. I called him crying for weed and sex you would think that would signal some urgency.
she chugged a bowl of salsa and then gave my ferret weight loss tips. she's like my fucking spirit animal now
I'm sorry but I have WAY too many sex/ hookup related bruises on visible areas to be going home tmrw
which one of you assholes put my new jeans down the garbage disposal?!
My boss just high fived me after finding out i made it through lunch rush rolling on molly. To think this guy used to terify me.
Not many people can say they've been photo bombed by an antelope. I sure did.
He just started dry humping the air... I'm done
Apparently during my blackout I walked over to Troy, grabbed my crotch, and said “Eat Fresh” while his GF was with him. FML
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