Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
She clogged the toilet and got it out with a seven eleven bag. I tried to tell her no but she was convinced that was the logical thing to do.
Its not really a relationship, its more of a sex for booze program.
Count me out. I seem to have semen induced blindness in one eye.
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
We got the possum out of our house. We built a maze with our empty kegs and chased it with brooms.
The rest of us are chipping in to soundproof your bedroom. This is getting ridiculous.
i just wanna get shit faced and pass out in some random holly bush with a bucket on my head and stockings for shoes.
I love shooting for the middle. Those girls never wake up well.
Clearly it doesn't get better with age. Just more sexual
This is classic penis vs brain.
She looks like a hot George Washington...I'm going for it
Just found out my dad smokes weed too. Mom, grandma, all aunts and uncles, and now my dad too. It's like I'm genetically engineered to be a stoner.
I just licked honey off my own tit. Is there anything about that which doesn't SCREAM single???
Pretty sure he proposed because my house is awesome. His ass is a ten and he's offering to pay more than half the bills... How expensive is a divorce really? I mean I could probably put up with him for three or four years but a lifetime is a big ask.
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