If she's not going to maintain the upkeep of her vag then I'm not going to pay the rent of being her boyfriend
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
Cure to hiccups..road head..high five
No period for spring break; use this wisely.
I asked him how he was going to celebrate tomorrow and he said "tits, clits, and bong hits"
Finished drinking tea out of a red party cup when I was done I flipped it without even thinking
I still cannot believe I yelled at every guy at the bar "you wanna get in this clam?!"
What the fuck am I going to do with a pinata full of tampons?
You said your face felt like it was made out out of boxes and kept asking me to give you a bath.
We talk about tequila and blow jobs the way that normal people talk about the news and the weather.
I told him I felt we were at the point where if I saw him talking to another girl, I'd probably choke him out. So I guess you could say things are getting serious.
He's talking about me being Slave Princess Leia and how he'll chain me up. I don't have the heart to point out that he would be Jabba in that scenario...Is it bad that his lack of SW knowledge is destroying my lady boner?
The only thing I had in my freezer before today was patron and cheese.
I can still be you friend and be there for you. And sometimes get drunk and fuck you.
its like my accent is a device for a 100% chance of sex every time i leave the apartment. i love being english in this country.
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