actually, I'm a sock model
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
Reason #82 that I need to get laid: my pubes are getting split ends.
He tagged himself in all of my pictures so he would get a notification if someone commented on it.
Restraining orders are what college is about.
I hated hipsters before it was mainstream.
My mom is purposely blasting Shania Twain downstairs so I can't jack off.
I'm a wonderful, drunk angel of hydration and sometimes absinthe.
Well since your going through her phone..look man she loves you..she just loves my dick more
I'm wearing too many socks to be ok with this.
He yelled "Go Ducks" while he came
He gives me the same feeling I get when someone puts a margarita or German chocolate cake in front of me
I'm a lady who knows what she wants in life, and that's uncommitted dick.
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
I tried saying sorry but instead I puked down her shirt and tried to clean it up... Now I have a bruise on my forehead. good news, before she left she wrote her number on my stomach with sharpie
There is a sex dungeon behind the wine cellar. This is why I hate showing foreclosures.
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