so i woke up thsi morning with a phadora on my head, no shirt and a huge hangover? want to help me figure this out?
Hungover Fun Fact #4: Eating a grilled stuffed burrito WILL make you blow chunks in the ice maker at work.
Judging by the fact that my hair was glued to my head with vomit, yeah I think I couldve used a friend last night
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
LSD in a sugar cube. Dropped it in my whiskey sour and felt like I was rowing a boat.
I've decided he is effectively a mouth, hands and cock held together by bad ideas and compliments, and I'm OK with that.
He ate shrooms at 9:30, said, "see you later," and left. I am alone on New Years.
I threw up for like 20 hours. Im gonna be the DD for the next 5 years.
Yeah when I texted her last night the only response I got was "stoned eating cobbler."
She has "Massive Shits" listed as a turn off. That's very specific and there's a story behind it I bet.
Sweet, got a date tomorrow night
Yes, let me tell you about the time I was forcibly locked in a bathroom when my ex-girlfriend was having a bad shroom trip.
He has no idea he's waking up in slut palace tomorrow morning
You have no idea the kind of bodily contortions I had to do to access your neighbor's WIFI
I just feel like I'm worth a little bit more than your recycled nudes...
Is banging someone in the national guard considered a state service or a national one?
Randomize
