How many times do you have to sleep with a guy before you get him to kiss you???
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
he sat in the bathtub shirtless yelling in gibberish for 40 minutes. funniest. stoner. ever.
woke up rolled in a yoga mat listening to enya. I'm never going back to Oregon ever again.
The stoners next door have their couch on the sidewalk again, shirtless, soaking their feet in a baby pool and listening to loud ukulele music. I want their life.
You insisted I take photos of you vomiting off the top of the tree.
Hey we met at the bar a week ago. Your friend gave me a rose and you asked about my nipples.
He just showed up to brunch with one shoe and only the battery from his phone.
if you really don't think our country's going to shit think of this. Exactly one year from now I will either be in law school or teaching young, impressionable kids, maybe even yours. Try to sleep after that.
college stoner meal of the day: microwaved nutrigrain bars
In 30 minutes I will have been sober for an entire month. Time for a celebratory lap of cheap alcohol that leads to early liver failure.
But happy liver failure. That's what counts.
I'm drunk in your building find me and we can have sex.
DUDE!!!!! THERE IS A MIDGET HANDING OUT RICE KRISPIE TREATS!!!!!! WHERE ARE YOU WHEN THE COOL SHIT GOES DOWN???????
You guys do the cocaine and I'll do the dishes.
I think the cats may be lesbians. It could just be a two hour mutual bath but it sure looks like a 69.
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