I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
his dad told me thanks for making his little boy a man at breakfast this morning
I stole a road cone for their 13 yr old son. Apparently I told him to put Christmas lights on it, and "treat her like a lady."
Sorry for scaring your son with my drunken animal impressions
He poured all of the vodka into the sweet tea and said that tomorrow it would be called 'surprise drunk.' then we had sex.
Still can't decide which I'm more disappointed about: the blow job I gave him or the donuts I ate after.
Oh, and trying to figure out who wants to do Molly in a frat is like asking damn children if they want puppies and candy. So just bring as much as possible.
Drinking, I should not. Got here I don't know. Still drunk, I am. At courtneys.
Only Jon could get an entire commuter train to chant "Ride! Jon! Home!" to get a girl in bed.
We need to make boob twerking a thing. I feel like that's why vine was invented
The original plan involved fireworks and a lot more dildos but the new one is still okay.
I just lost my handcuff virginity and not in the sexy way.
Nana added me on facebook...i think i'll have to call her and warn her about my lifestyle before i confirm her as a friend.
Just saw a girl I banged wearing a pro life shirt downtown. Not sure where to start with that.
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