so i'm sitting in his room drinking tequila from the bottle and watching harry potter. he's jacking off to some porn a couple feet away from me. at one point i look over and see that he's watching me instead of the porn. please help me figure out how warped it is that i found that romantic
don't wear any deodorant. we have to do everything we can to sabotage this wedding
Yeah! I got cockblocked by the blizzard last night. Lost girl on way to my apartment. Not a joke
i really wish i had a remote for my computer. its all the way on my bed while im across the hall puking my brains out to enya. not cool.
omg. don't know how to spell his name, but hot new zealand guy's dick is magic
I remember pointing out how smooth my legs were to try to direct his attention away from my vagina.
Thank god Shes going home for winter break, gives my dick a chance to recover from those "bjs." Youd think a senior could suck a dick by now.
Someone just bought me a one liter long island and call me maybe is on. I'm going to die
I dropped my keys into the toaster and felt it push down as I pulled them out. Couldn't stop thinking it was a bad idea the whole time.
I still don't know how you've lived this long.
Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
Will you trust fall hold me, so I can pee of this building.
I'm gonna forget you just shared your personal blowjob aesthetic with me and move on
she's a drunken disney princess. so basically me if i had a crown and no desire for independence.
You gotta have 1 orgasm for me and the rest can be for you. I'm living vicariously through you 😂
She caught me by google maps... Lets just say it wasnt her car in front of the house.
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