hes a soccer player too.. you'd think he has better penis eye coordination
Between the two of us weve fucked every guy at this table
im so poor im using the bottom of my laptop to heat my food.
Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
I feel like I'm a marionette being lifted around. Four Loko.
Yeah I'm gunna date him. I figure its regular sex and maybe feelings will come in time...it worked for arranged marriages...
I'm really not interested in hearing from him. Unless there is casual sex involved
I swear the crows are laughing at me.
You my friend are stoned into submission
There are some sad choices of men in the ER. That one was missing teeth. Not the place to find a husband.
Thank you. I woke up with a beard hair in my mouth. Super classy.
Im quite confident that my struggle with sobriety ended last night sometime after dinner
Went home last night with that hot British guy. Sounded like I was f-ing in a Harry Potter movie.
He knocked me over backwards in my chair. I had a beer in each hand. Didn't spill a drop.
I can't say too many people would say watching their drunk best friends fuck in a hot tub is very normal.
Will exercising make me less horny?
Randomize
