I decided to name my penis gatorade...is it in you?
That was definitely a porn plot just waiting to develop...
It was like doing yoga with his dick in me
I walked into cold stone and the guy started preparing a supersized birthday cake remix for "Mrs. Munchies"
Correct me if I'm wrong, but I did not stop moving last night. If tequila gives me that extra push to have an active lifestyle, so be it.
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
We found them in a dumpster making out trying to get their privacy
What the fuck am I going to do with a pinata full of tampons?
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
I will blow you tomorrow if you bring me food tonight. Like a payment plan
My walk of shame was 2 miles of feathers flying off of me, underwear in hand, and a homeless man telling me he'd pray for me. It was gold medal worthy.
He sent me a selfie with his cat. He has found a way to my heart. And pants.
he never texted me back from last night. i think brining out the suction cup dildo was a mistake
My mom just woke me up with a cowboy hat and sunglasses on. It's 7 am and she's drunk.
I mean there are real risks associated with having unprotected sex, but I don’t think I need to worry about a ghost possessing me and having unprotected sex while using my body
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