Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
I need to find out who his wife is so I can fuck her before he gets to mine.
You said I was the most beatiful preggers youve ever seen...im not pregnant
is wine microwaveable?
im goin to the NYE party with a tuxedo painted on my body. i know a girl who does it. wanna join?
I just filled out my 2010 Census drunkenly. I'm single handedly throwing it off.
I woke up to his little sister feeling me up. I guess it's time to meet the family.
At a Jewish lesbian wedding. I stick out like a sore, uncircumcised penis.
She called me her guardian angel after I picked her phone up from the river of pee coming from her front porch.
I would let Bear Grills repel down a waterfall using my dick if I could go to sleep right now.
In the bath trying to absorb water through my skin because I can't drink it.. That hungover
To drink from my fkask next to a cop car or to not drink from my flask next to a cop car
Three times. Three times I left home yesterday in search for sex, and three times I returned un-orgasmed.
So if he doesn't show up do we eat his birthday cake? Because I'm stoned and wrestling is on. What's the proper protocol
I knew the bike rally would be fun when I saw "male pole dancing" on the schedule
Randomize
