wouldnt it be awesome if walks of shame were like charity walks...you could get sponsors and shit and donate money to curing STDs or cancer
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
its not thanksgiving till you and grandpa shotgun beers out in the shed, and lose
My vagina is depressed thinking about her future.
If I end up married to you I better get lots of orgasms to help me forget I failed at life.
I think I may be stoned foreverrrrrrrrr. The earth has been around for a long time.
Did strip banana grams actually happen last night
If my mom walks in on me masturbating one more time I'm moving out
You'd think the first few times would have been enough
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
Bringing families together since 1987
My CPA just snapchatted me a picture of her playing beer pong at a picnic. Time to do my own taxes?
I told her to not worry about it. Lone Star is an excellent first trimester beer.
We were ushered out of Medieval Times by a squire for making out in the torture chamber. Children were present.
So I'm just casually at the grocery store when I remember that there's still a clove of garlic in my vagina
So my balls are accidently making an appearance on snapchat
Van sex tonight? No need to tell me how classy that sounded.
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