i waited two years for her to sleep with me. it just didnt seem worth it.
she lost her virginity three hours after you dumped her.
are you serious?
david just texted me. reply with photo of genitalia? y/n
even the sluttiest version of myself will not go down on him
It was like little house on the drunk prairie.
20 yrs from now I just want to barge in her house and yell at her kids, "I took ur moms virginity!"
I'm eating my dinosaur chicken nuggets in the order they would die in the food chain.
He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.
Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
I've literally never felt worse
My body feels like its decomposing
I have a LOT of reasons to worry about radical feminists taking my lady balls, frankly. A lot.
Something like that. Healthy diet of beer, ranch sunflower seeds and sex keeps me young.
He was so aggressive it felt like he was giving my boob a root cannal
I legitimately thought he died. I even called his mom at 3am and told her. Im done with vodka.
It's official. I have spent more money on weed than on textbooks this semester.
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
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