Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
I just used my med student white coat as ID to buy beer at 9 in the morning
he legitimately fell asleep standing up at the club. everyone was impressed
The best part of listening to lady gaga while high is that any word your brain puts in is right.
hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
Now that I'm hitting my bong, I realized I haven't missed something so much in a long time. I love Thomas the Dank Engine.
Just getting in the shower.... found a "great job" sticker stuck to my boob.
So how was your night?
Lol. I get my husbands paycheck every week. Immediate deposit into my purse next to his balls.
Take a shit and have a hit. It's the Sunday Funday Rule.
I might run out into oncoming traffic. Id rather break my legs and/or die then continue with today.
Last nights hook up turn into a star wars history lesson.. He's luck y he's pretty..
I left at 4:30 in the morning and I told him it was because I had to take my contacts out
Sorry I wasn't opportunistic about sucking your dick in an Uber last night
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
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