STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
That bitch is like a bad destiny's child song.
Fail #1 I puked off the balcony onto the balcony below us and when I tried to pour water on it in the morning to wash it off it just went all over their deck. Sorry room 1342 but welcome to Jamaica
I think he'd cut a tree down for me. He's from North Dakota. That's something hot guys do there, right?
Responsibility does not care about your dick.
Just got judged by the front desk clerk, 2 maids and a security guard at the Sheraton. I've decided to use this as a character building experience.
Well it was 11am and we were walking to the market with red cups in our hands yelling NO JUDGEMENT at every car that passed
I'm also 95% sure I had a conversation with someone on how hard it would be to jerk off with out opposable thumbs
I did nothing besides stay sober all night, I walked home to find max naked knocking cups off the counter with his cock lol
Yeah...I know. It's cute I think...I mean cute in a weird like hey I kinda took you home from the bar one night, maybe criticized your penis, and fucked your brains out...kinda sorta way
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
apparently i tried to facetime the drunk bus last night, that's probably why we had to walk back to campus
Drunk ass.
I guess I was running around slapping people in the face with a slice of turkey telling them that the only way to beat alcohol addiction is to go cold turkey.
First aid class means get dry humped by moderately attractive college students during heimlich maneuver training.
Lunch date was a success. And you'll be proud- my legs stayed closed.
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